Get ready for teleportation

unprime:

going on the first date like

image

(Source: unprime, via departured)

5 minutes ago
36,680 notes
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via orgasm)

50 minutes ago
46,718 notes

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via fake-mermaid)

1 hour ago
1,237,277 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via pizza)

1 hour ago
834,527 notes
*Me when I’m almost home*
I can almost taste the internet.

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via pizza)

1 hour ago
254,150 notes

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666, via phobias)

13 minutes ago
291,992 notes

beet-bowl:

listoflifehacks:

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OH MY

(via pizza)

28 minutes ago
17,073 notes

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via hi)

58 minutes ago
333,519 notes

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via heyfunniest)

1 hour ago
683,830 notes